Alexander

Alexander, also known as alexander the good, is a sigma male lone wolf type, whose credited frequently as being the world's greatest man. Born on a humble manger in the temples of Kryplehem, Alex was sent from his collapsing planet to Earth to be the planet's saviour and sole protector. Graduating with a bachelors in masters at the College Institute of University, Alex's IQ is recorded to be a modest 12,300 on the Richter scale. Not only that but he can speak 237 languages (including tarantula, ragtime French, and Sims) and has perfect 20/20/20 vision (*the third 20 indicating perfect vision for his metaspiritual mind's eye). Alex spends the majority of his time syncing his chakras with the natural frequencies of the omniverse (432hz), talking about the newest deals at Little Caesars, or carrying the entirety of the rap genre on his muscular shoulders.